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récession américaine

Posté : 11 août 2011, 11:02
par sputnik
Blagues en VO, pour ceux qui lisent l'angliche...Typique de l'humour américain (short jokes) , et de l'autodérision méconnue mais pourtant omniprésente :


The current down trend in the USA economy has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a fundamentalist Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


La derniere :smt003

Re: récession américaine

Posté : 11 août 2011, 11:12
par Grendel
:smt023 Elles sont (presque) toutes bonnes :mrgreen: J'aime bien celle des piles pour le vibro, obligées de baiser avec leurs maris.... :lol: